i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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