He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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