dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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