lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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