that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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