Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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