i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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