I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?