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• (314): View more from Missouri

  totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.

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• (805): View more from California

  Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"

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• (818): View more from California

  A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance

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• (206): View more from Washington

  steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.

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