You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
wow bdsm is so cute
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