So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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