is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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