Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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