Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm getting married
To pizza
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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