Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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