A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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