Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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