nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I touched a dick in church today
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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