dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I puked a lego.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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