make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
