why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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