You work out of a Hotel?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.