Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.