Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(