I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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