What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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