how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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