Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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