He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
