Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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