Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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