I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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