your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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