the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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