you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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