How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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