I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s