is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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