I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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