I heard we made out
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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