Buhtt sex?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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