SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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