If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
North Korea, Best Korea!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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