do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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