gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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