So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.