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  Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.

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  he's a keeper

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team

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• (+52): View more from Mexico

  that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.

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• (562): View more from California

  So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.

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• (+91): View more from India

  Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.

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  Am I going to be on condom boxes?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend

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• (626): View more from California

  I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going

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• (801): View more from Utah

  If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave

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