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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.

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• (914): View more from New York

  still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.

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