he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."