all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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