Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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