Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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