I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
