Please, let me fuck your mom
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Dicks are not precious.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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