The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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