you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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