I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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