Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
