Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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