apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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