now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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